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Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with thesehysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off
I wish I could fukin spell
Hands off my pen, bitch
These stupid fucks think I'm working
I wanna fucking go home
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